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What's happening 2012?

Travel

Next year will take us very quickly to Chile, South Africa, India, Hong Kong, and Easter Island. Clearly we love airline food and just can't get enough of those little bread rolls encased in a cellophane wrap that explode on opening and send the contents of your hot drink over your neighbour.

All this travel means we are helping to launch some new products internationally as well as inflicting our own brand of marketing on the general UK population. After all why shouldn't everyone suffer?

Potatoes

We baste them and bake them - then photograph recipes for Tescos. Yes some of us can take a humble spud and make it into something beautiful. If only we had paid more attention during home economics lessons though, we wouldn't all be walking around with bandaged fingers. Those potatoes are hot.

Spain

We will be making films for The Spanish Tourist board nearer the summer so there will be plenty of leg and bikini waxing going on. This year we might even persuade the girls to do it too. HA ha hahahahha - we are SO funny and anarchic very - 'out of the box'. crazy - really.

Japan

End of the year takes us to Japan where we get the chance to put into action our very basic Japanese language skills. We are not sure how far "Is there a chemist near here?" will take us - but by summer we hope to have expanded this to at least one other phrase such as 'officer that man is touching me'. - You never know and it always helps to go prepared.